What I have learned the first 12 hours of being a dad (the second time around).

1. Either this one does not cry much or I have learned to tune it out.
2. Receiving blankets… one is enough. This guy is lazy.
3. 2nd poopie diaper… and we shout, “How much tar is in this kid!”
4. Though it sounded like he said, “hi”… he didn’t. And, you know he didn’t.
5. a good nurse is ok… but an awesome nurse is still GOLD!
6. All newborns still look like Winston Churchill (been saying this for years)
7. 3rd poopie diaper… and we shout, “seriously, is someone feeding this kid tar?”.
8. Switching sides while nursing still creates a temporary panic and histeria.
9. Putting clothes on them … a diaper and a blanket is enough.
10. Chairs that turn into beds… still Suck! no seriously, with all the new technology can’t someone put some thought into the furniture?